Somethings we can’t ever seem to get right…
- How many times to call a person back after they hung up on you in anger
- The perfect cozy-under-the-duvet AC temperature
- That one drink to stop at to avoid the hangover the next day
- How to deal with those who annoy us, without letting them affect us
- The optimal number of shoes to pack on a vacation
- Accurate microwave settings and timings
- How short to cut your hair before it becomes too short
- Whether to reply to a text message signaling the end of a conversation, or not reply and be labeled a snob.
- The exact volume to set on the TV without having to readjust it every few minutes
- How many cheese puffs to have before you feel sick
- How more-or-less frequently must you text the person you’re thinking of all the time
- Knowing exactly how many onions will constitute one kilo – to avoid the vegetable seller seeing right through your n00b-ness
- How much tip to leave after a meal – without hurting server sentiments, and your wallet.
- What unusual time to sleep at night so you wake up the next morning and don’t miss your schedule.
- That one song when someone asks you what’s your favorite song.
- Whom never to trust too easily, and whom to dare trust with you life.
-Apoorv Siloiya (MBA-ITBM 2013-2015)